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This one's a par five. Nink nonk, pinky ponk. Nonker muttered happily as he shimmied his hips up before the ball as if he were attemptin...

What are you up to? The Good Lady looked suspiciously at me as I tromped out of the garage bearing an oversized pole with a saw on the e...

Boomy, with me. El-Jefe beckoned me like an evil hatstand and started walking toward one of the nearby meeting pods. I rolled my eyes. I...

Hey, where have you been you bastardingly handsome cavalier of a man? I hear you cry. Well, what a splendid welcome. Thank you! Who am I...

Hey, look at this! The Good Lady waggled her phone at me as if it were a beagle with big ears and we were playing at Shake the Beagle ti...

Ugh. It was unusually dark in my bedroom. Cold too. I rolled out of bed rubbing at my hands for a while and grumbling softly to myself. ...

You got your Lotto tickets on for tonight? My mate Daz raised a pint of beer appreciatively at me as he said this and clinked it to my p...

See that? I looked up to see Wee Yellow sidle over to my desk talking out the side of his mouth as if he suffered a stroke and had come ...

My phone softly pinged. I swiped the notification away and with a heavy heart, slowly stood. Guy's, it's time. I called out to the famil...

Afternoon ladies. Just passing through, don't mind me. I breezed through the lounge where the Good Lady was holding court with several o...